My wife is cold
I am out of town.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
You’ve been around the block. You’ve reached midlife. Your hair is getting thinner and your middle is getting plumper. Jennifer from across the street flirts with you as much as you flirt with her. Her body is to DIE for…do you really have a shot?
You are a smart guy. Only irresponsible celebrities get caught with their pants down. One drink is innocent enough. That won’t hurt anyone. You just want to feel alive again!
You say to yourself you won’t cheat. You assure yourself that cheating isn’t going to happen. But after the third drink and the first innocent kiss, you’ve crossed over. You didn’t PLAN on this happening. You’ve never cheated before-ever. Now where are you? You are on the internet, learning how to create that hot passion and connection again…with your lover.
You’ve located dozens of websites and learned foolproof methods many people use to not get caught. This information will give you an ironclad excuse every single time. You’ll read the details on how to avoid the obvious mistakes and even learn some clandestine strategies for the elimination of your double life, 100% of the evidence, 100% of the time. You will be able to anticipate the “Where have you been?” question with a retort that shuts out any suspicion, whatsoever. Your strategy, thus far, has been like clockwork.
This too, will end.
It doesn’t matter if you rationalize your behavior now or later, you will always pay the price. This cost may not be apparent to you today. In actuality, just as generations before you ignored the obvious, your guilt is so far removed from reality, you rarely feel it at all.
You are too smart to get caught, of course.You have considered every contingency. You’ve destroyed all the evidence. Your lover has insisted on some guidelines and you have confirmed the requirements. You probably have agreed to the following:
You both have 2nd anonymous webmail account.
You both agree to instantly delete all email after reading it.
The two of you both clear out your internet history daily.
The two of you always leave innocent voicemails.
You have a cryptic language that nobody else would understand.
You pay in cash for your hotel stays.
You agree to only meet out of town.
You tell your spouse you still love her.
You never have unprotected sex with your lover.
The two of you both use outsourced “Excuse” companies to remove any suspicion about where you are.
The list is endless. Your skills are not exclusive, however. There are software programs your spouse can install that memorizes your key strokes. This means that even if you delete an email from your lover and put it in the trash, your key strokes outlining your password and naughty talk is memorized by the program (which is in a hidden file) and can be seen by your spouse. Uh oh!
There is, of course, a rational and honest outcome that eliminates deception, conflict and the cost of a dual life.
Communication, personalities and sexual connection doesn’t come without effort. To cheat on your wife today is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
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